1. You will pee enough to fill an empty pond!
2. Make sure your mascara is waterproof as you will be crying a river!
3. Dont be surprised if your nickname becomes "Fred" as in Flinstone. (Your feet may resemble his!)
4. The old saying " I laughed so hard i nearly pee'd my pants" becomes an everyday occurance!
5. Be careful how far you get down because you may not be able to get back up!
6. You might as well just see if you can borrow a bra from Dolly!
7. You may produce enough gas to fuel the families car!
8. You will be praying to a differant god...the porcelin kind!
9. Your nose will pick up smells that a bloodhound cant!
10. The prize that you get in the end makes all these things worthwhile!
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